This is stolen from a game show. I thought it'd be a fun game that you'll enjoy posting and reading. Once everyone runs out of ideas, we can start a new one. I don't really know how to explain the rules so hopefully you'll get it once there are enough examples.

The theme is: Things you can say about the foods you eat, but not your GF/BF

I'll start off
"It's all dry and wrinkley!" O_O

I like it frozen

i like it with a good amount of fat

Wow, those thighs are pretty big.

Eww, I'm not eating that

You can eat the butt

I'm gonna put some carrots in there.

u need more oil in there

It's Micheal's turn to try this.

smells like tuna

needs more salt

I'd rather have takeout.

I like the one my momma made.



(insert incest joke)

Even my brother does better than that.

I can get it cheaper and better somewhere else

I don't think you can fit two wieners in there.

oh, that's it?

You need more stuffing in there

i've had better

I like it raw!

...

oh wait...

It's good every so often, but too much and you get sick.

Not as good as I imagined, but I'll settle.

Dessert is good enough for me. I don't want the main course.

look at that muffin top :O

You burnt me