THE TIME HAS COME. AGAIN!!

Subject: THE TIME HAS COME. AGAIN!! Sat Dec 17, 2011 11:54 pm

Ladies and gentlemen
the time has come, for a new order. Lakers has been insufficient with his leadership.
we asked for PSN cards, what do we get? absolutely nothing! we asked him to stay up late one more hour and he responds "my bastard son is crying, I must tend to his needs"
Join me brothers and sisters, in this revolution.
I believe the asian population within this clan which is 90%, knows what I'm talking about when I say:
"CHING CHONG LING LONG TING TONG" the rest of the species, that phrase meant absolutely nothing, it was gibberish.
--cue in crowd general applause--
bblow_up will be the matriarch of this invasion and I will be it's king and I demand a box of yanyans delivered to our member Inompocky once a week.

Some of you may be wondering, why and when did this invasion start? it begun at the 5th of november at 2003, before the game was even invented. twas the night before the ghost of my dead cat dispelled invisible feces on the front door of my house and he whispered: "meow, the fecal matter for which the naked eye cannot see shalt be stepped upon thy foot" and so it did. That night, the chinchillas mourn in the forest beneath the howling eclipse.

what say you members of snackers? throw invisible feline fecal matter to this parliament of elitism.

I OBJECT YOUR HONOR! I rest my case

THE TIME HAS COME. AGAIN!! 3439233289

-a novel by mono22chrome. now available for purchase at http://store.apple.com/us audiobook available as read by bblow_up and her american accent

you're welcome THE TIME HAS COME. AGAIN!! 3439233289

Subject: Re: THE TIME HAS COME. AGAIN!! Sat Dec 17, 2011 11:56 pm

I am bblow_up and I approve these messages THE TIME HAS COME. AGAIN!! 3439233289

Subject: Re: THE TIME HAS COME. AGAIN!! Sun Dec 18, 2011 12:00 am

LOL! I died laughing. XD
I would totally purchase the audiobook! THE TIME HAS COME. AGAIN!! 14348

Subject: Re: THE TIME HAS COME. AGAIN!! Sun Dec 18, 2011 12:05 am

this was not the doing of the placenta encased zygote alien hibernating in the frontal lobe of my brain. all allegations are denied THE TIME HAS COME. AGAIN!! 3439233289

Subject: Re: THE TIME HAS COME. AGAIN!! Sun Dec 18, 2011 12:27 am

mono wrote:: it begun at the 5th of november

i like this date THE TIME HAS COME. AGAIN!! 411385

Ching chong ling long ting tong THE TIME HAS COME. AGAIN!! 807147

Subject: Re: THE TIME HAS COME. AGAIN!! Sun Dec 18, 2011 12:36 am

First Lakers came for the griefers,
and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a griefer.

Then he came for the slackers,
and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a slacker.

Then Lakers came for mono22chrome,
and I didn't speak out because I wasn't mono22chrome.

Then he came for me
and there was no one left to speak out for me.

Subject: Re: THE TIME HAS COME. AGAIN!! Sun Dec 18, 2011 1:06 am

It was the best day ever...
But the night was not as what the day hath giveth us.

It was the night that the bastard prince of King Lakers....
betrayed thee.

I was on my wayeth hometh, mindin alon' me business.
Fluffin my hair for the lovelieth ladies and carousel that awaits my business.

Then come along is the bastard prince.
All grown up making me cringe.

That beard all scuffleth
The stache, all evileth

I was eating pistachios
that my old friend CULD looted from slayin thy dragon

When the shell flipped off me hand
And trinkled to the street

And the bastard prince
came swooping down on me with thy mightieth horse

I am now in the Dungeon
almost out of maple tree leaves to scribeth on

I do hope for the return of Mono'eth
from his daring mission to save bb

From the grasps of the bastard son
and the inglorious basterd. lakers