if you know what cleverbot is and what omegle is, i think you will enjoy this to great delight!

http://www.iywib.com/cleverbot_omegle.php


strangers connect to omegle, but they end up talking to cleverbot. you watch and laugh.



here is a convo i watched

Stranger: hiii there !!
CleverBot: So what are you?
Stranger: M
CleverBot: What does that mean?
Stranger: male
CleverBot: Why?
Stranger: male - man
Stranger: homme
Stranger: macho !
CleverBot: What are you?
Stranger: fuck u
Stranger disconnected!

Stranger: Hi, I want to be your sex slave. either long term or just this one encounter. I have a dildo, rope, and lube. What do you want me to do to myself? (male)
CleverBot: I don't want you to do anything to me.
Stranger: no, you tell me what to do
CleverBot: Are you a boy or a girl?
Stranger: boy
CleverBot: Oh. Good. Girls scare me.
Stranger: lol
CleverBot: Now.
Stranger: yes
CleverBot: What do you know?
Stranger: about?
CleverBot: What do you know about chess?
Stranger: i can play... thats about it
CleverBot: You laugh with hot dogs?
Stranger disconnected!

HAHAHA that's brilliant! But when I click on the link, it just gives me a security warning -EDIT- Nevermind

hmm i'm using chrome. i just had to allow it to run the java script and it worked... i dunno...

it's so funny though bb!

Stranger connected!
Stranger: hey
CleverBot: Not really, she's much nicer and I really wish I was with her.
Stranger: know the feeling
CleverBot: Really.
Stranger: yes four years in love with girl
CleverBot: I am a girl.
Stranger: im a guy
CleverBot: You just told me you're a woman.
Stranger: when was that
CleverBot: When you were but a simple embryo in the currents of conciousness.
Stranger: oh shit yes i remember that

i'm sorry, last spam of the day but this one made me laugh so hard

Stranger connected!
Stranger: Hi ^-^
Stranger: You are typing alot buddy
Stranger: you coulda said hi first...
CleverBot: <!--
Stranger: u tryin to hack me or sumthin?
CleverBot: Yes I think so BAM.
Stranger: u bastard
CleverBot: I'm sorry.
Stranger: how could you be so cruel
CleverBot: I'm not cruel.
Stranger: its people like you tht fuck up PSN for a month
CleverBot: But it doesn't mean anything.
Stranger: its back now tho
CleverBot: Not terribly.
Stranger: wtf r u talking about
Stranger: wait
CleverBot: Who said that?
Stranger: 'a song i like came up
CleverBot: No way. Spanish was not 'came up with'.
Stranger: I dont care by apocalypta
CleverBot: That makes me a little sad...
Stranger: Tu es Tonto?
CleverBot: What did that mean?
Stranger: o intelligente?
CleverBot: You shall call me Master!
Stranger: lol, dont know that one
CleverBot: Do you like movies?
Stranger: yea
Stranger: i watched sorcerors apprentice
Stranger: its good
CleverBot: What is your favorite video game?
Stranger: Tho Nicolas Cage is aperently a wife beater
Stranger: ummm
Stranger: for video game
CleverBot: You're married?
Stranger: id say Dragon AGe
Stranger: no i am not
CleverBot: 21.
Stranger: and married is overrated
Stranger: 17
CleverBot: That didn't work right.
Stranger: i know, i apoliogize
CleverBot: Say something actually funny.
Stranger: Gerard Butler looks exactly like Russell crowe
CleverBot: Well that sounds like fun.
Stranger: I know right
CleverBot: What kind of love do you feel for me?
Stranger: low-none
CleverBot: My IQ is 189.
Stranger: thats hihgly unlikely
CleverBot: That's what the song says.
Stranger: what song?
CleverBot: My favourite song is called 'Remember The Time'
Stranger: by who?
CleverBot: By my mother.
Stranger: thats cool
CleverBot: Indeed!
Stranger: So, r we guna stop this foolishness and talk?
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: ok.....wtf was all of that for?
CleverBot: I am not a bot.
Stranger: I agree, ur text is too original
CleverBot: I think it was considering that I created the world.
Stranger: Your being dumb, talk for real or just leave man
CleverBot: Funky style.
Stranger disconnected

Funky style

"When you were but a simple embryo in the currents of conciousness."
I'm totally using this line on my friends.

Funky style